Obviously there are no pics with this one- I couldn't think of anything appropriate that isn't pornographic. This snippet comes from a reliable source who was dining with friends at a reasonably salubrious Gold Coast restaurant (which will have to remain un-named!)recently. At a nearby table were a couple of older gentlemen (and I use the word loosely) with some younger ladies.
Suddenly, one of young ladies disappeared under the table, either not realising or not caring about the fact the whole restaurant could see what was going on. And I'll leave that to your imagination, dear readers. Presumably, given the gentleman's age it didn't take that long but sheesh, it's enough to put you off your creme brulee.
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4 comments:
aww, go on, tell!!!
Nothing like adding some spice to to heat up the dish! So which restaurant was it?
How about another story on under table etiquitte?
LOL
Miss Manners says:
1. Make good use of your napkin
2. Dab delicately but unobtrusively at any spills
3. Don't overdo it- a lady always leaves room for dessert
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